Phil is the [self-proclaimed] baddest son of a bitch that ever lived, but the only evidence he presents to support this theory are that he’s British and likes video games. Living across the ocean from the rest of the Adamant Ditto crew, he doesn’t show up all that often - but when he does, you can rest assured that things will be at least 20% more Kebab-y than usual.
- Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon
- Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (Playing)
- Captain Commando
- Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
- Dragon Ball: Advanced Adventure
- Final Fantasy VII
- Final Fight 3
- Knights of the Round
- Left 4 Dead 2 (Playing)
- The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
- LittleBigPlanet (Playing)
- Luigi's Mansion
- Mega Man 2
- Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
- Parappa the Rapper (Playing)
- Portal 2 Co-Op
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game
- The Simpsons Arcade Game
- Sonic Generations
- Street Fighter x Mega Man (Playing)
- Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars
- Super Mario 64 (Playing)
- WWF Betrayal
- X-Men (Playing)
"Well, I'm the baddest son of a bitch who ever lived."
"Well, it's about to get alot more Kebab-y though."
"(High-pitched voice) Hahahahaha, Nice Savestate, Asshole!"
- He commonly makes Drug Jokes, more often than not containing a clip from a Snoop Dogg rap, "Smoke Weed Everyday!".
- He's british.